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Post by Moose on Jul 1, 2013 19:52:22 GMT
With some spare change I found down the back of the sofa. On it is a partially ruined medieval castle in which I will live. The only heat and hot water will come from wood burning stoves BUT by a quirk of fate I have, erm, solar powered wireless. Which never goes off even when it's dark.
I am keeping goats and a jersey cow for fresh milk, chickens and geese for fresh meat and eggs, a pig to be slaughtered and provide meat for all winter and an abundance of fresh veg and fruit patches/plants.
There is a fully stocked wine cellar and any other provisions people might need will come in by boat twice a week.
Who is coming to stay with me?
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Post by Kye on Jul 1, 2013 19:55:14 GMT
Me!
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Post by Moose on Jul 1, 2013 19:58:04 GMT
Neato!!
*throws more wood on the fire and pulls up a cosy chair for Kye*
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Post by Kye on Jul 1, 2013 19:59:25 GMT
Where's my medieval chapel?
*brings out a fur-lined chasuble*
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Post by JoeP on Jul 1, 2013 20:01:56 GMT
Will there be beer? And sausages?
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Post by raspberrybullets on Jul 1, 2013 20:11:34 GMT
I like pig and cow and chicken and fruit and veg. And Scotland supposed to be purty. But also cold. Hmmm
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Post by Moose on Jul 1, 2013 20:13:42 GMT
There will be fur lined cloaks for everyone. Made from artificial fur, obviously.
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Post by Thingy on Jul 1, 2013 20:27:04 GMT
Can I come? Shouldn't be too far for me, this one
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Post by JoeP on Jul 1, 2013 20:42:25 GMT
Thingy!
Bring horses?
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Post by Moose on Jul 1, 2013 20:49:02 GMT
Horses! And we will make lasag ... erm, we will all learn to ride!
And hi Thingy!!!
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Post by tangent on Jul 1, 2013 20:54:19 GMT
Thingy! Hi! it wasn't your Scottish island she bought, was it?
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Post by jayme on Jul 1, 2013 21:19:21 GMT
Hi Thingy! I wanna come, too! Will there be wine, chocolate, and scenic views like this?
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Post by Moose on Jul 1, 2013 21:52:54 GMT
I've seen more scenic things ..
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Post by ProdigalAlan on Jul 1, 2013 22:18:37 GMT
How do you intend to deep fry the mars bars?
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Post by jayme on Jul 1, 2013 22:44:58 GMT
How many nuclear warheads will I need to bring for the haggis hunt? [/me packing bags]
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Post by Alvamiga on Jul 1, 2013 23:34:15 GMT
I have found a photo of the island!
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Post by Moose on Jul 1, 2013 23:41:08 GMT
I was thinking ... more space and less height *gulps*
We will deep fry the Mars bars in seagull fat
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Post by JoeP on Jul 2, 2013 8:43:41 GMT
eww
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Post by jayme on Jul 2, 2013 11:11:02 GMT
I thought there would be a bigger garden.
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Post by tangent on Jul 2, 2013 11:12:18 GMT
I'd like to know who they get to clean their windows.
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Post by jayme on Jul 2, 2013 11:16:29 GMT
I think they just have to wait for the odd tsunami.
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Post by Mari on Jul 2, 2013 17:04:09 GMT
I'll come, but only if you have lots and lots of non-scratchy blankets as well.
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Post by raspberrybullets on Jul 2, 2013 18:11:20 GMT
I don't wanna ride horses, they are scary and big. But I'll toast marshmallows and go hiking. So long as we go there in summer.
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Post by Thingy on Jul 2, 2013 20:04:33 GMT
I know that island! It's where the scotch egg factory is. They make them in the castle and then they pop out of the door at the bottom, into the boat and are taken to the mainland. *nods enthusiastically*
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Post by JoeP on Jul 2, 2013 20:12:58 GMT
*agrees carefully* *backs away*
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Post by ProdigalAlan on Jul 2, 2013 20:14:14 GMT
It looks like it is the thirteenth hole on the world's best crazy golf course
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Post by Thingy on Jul 2, 2013 20:16:51 GMT
JOE PEE!!!
Haven't seen you in ages!
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Post by JoeP on Jul 2, 2013 20:34:28 GMT
Ages? Since reply #8 less than 24 hours ago? [Almost exactly 24 hours ago in fact]
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Post by JoeP on Jul 2, 2013 20:35:29 GMT
Or do you mean since the moot? Oh that's right ... you WEREN'T THERE
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Post by Thingy on Jul 3, 2013 6:15:42 GMT
Have I spoken to you before that last? If you see what I mean??? I'd forgotten My brain is mince at the moment. A conversation yesterday went thus: Vik " It's Wednesday today, isn't it?" Me "Yes. And tomorrow is Friday!!Yippee"
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