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Post by Alvamiga on Jul 30, 2013 19:50:21 GMT
I apologise for leaving shopping off my earlier list... *runs away again*
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Post by raspberrybullets on Jul 30, 2013 19:53:50 GMT
We can also withhold sex.
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Post by Alvamiga on Jul 30, 2013 20:00:34 GMT
To be honest, I didn't think that was on the cards to start off!
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Post by raspberrybullets on Jul 30, 2013 20:02:30 GMT
Well I'm realying on Moose when the two of you are next together.
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Post by Moose on Jul 30, 2013 20:02:44 GMT
that would be very nice
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Post by Moose on Jul 30, 2013 20:03:09 GMT
Ahem. I was actually replying to the offer of a book .. did not see second page! But yes, sex too
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Post by Alvamiga on Jul 30, 2013 20:06:30 GMT
Heh. She's trying to get you to abstain as punishment, although I'm never sure who's getting punished in that situation! *Add "plot against men" to the list*
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Post by Mari on Jul 30, 2013 20:55:30 GMT
Your list is getting quite long. I assume that means that you are able to build a house and its furnishings from scratch, take out the trash, be all manly and squash any burglar or should that be on the women's list as well? *raises eyebrow cynically*
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Post by JoeP on Jul 30, 2013 21:23:14 GMT
I could send you some but on the other hand you did mention you wanted to stop drinking. How about a book instead? Books do not go well with either Baileys or ice cream. At least not in the same bowl.
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Post by Alvamiga on Jul 30, 2013 21:39:26 GMT
Your list is getting quite long. I assume that means that you are able to build a house and its furnishings from scratch, take out the trash, be all manly and squash any burglar or should that be on the women's list as well? *raises eyebrow cynically* Do you not think women are capable of such things? *Adds "being cynical" to the list and runs away*
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Post by JoeP on Jul 30, 2013 21:41:31 GMT
Alv must be really far away by now ...
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Post by Alvamiga on Jul 30, 2013 21:56:39 GMT
No, it is you lot that are far away; I am right here!
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Post by JoeP on Jul 30, 2013 22:05:11 GMT
I can hear a faint whispering ...
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Post by raspberrybullets on Jul 31, 2013 6:56:03 GMT
Ahem. I was actually replying to the offer of a book .. did not see second page! But yes, sex too I thought that was a funny response, didn't really expect you to be quite so agreeable. What sort of book would you like? I seem to recall you said you did not have Unfinished Tales? Or maybe you want something non Tolkienesque?
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Post by Mari on Jul 31, 2013 9:12:19 GMT
Your list is getting quite long. I assume that means that you are able to build a house and its furnishings from scratch, take out the trash, be all manly and squash any burglar or should that be on the women's list as well? *raises eyebrow cynically* Do you not think women are capable of such things? *Adds "being cynical" to the list and runs away* Well of course, however there has to be something left for men to do in your view, I'd think?
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Post by raspberrybullets on Jul 31, 2013 9:13:51 GMT
Well men provide some sperm. They in general seem to think that is enough to contribute to society.
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Post by Mari on Jul 31, 2013 10:55:50 GMT
Ah, true.
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Post by tangent on Jul 31, 2013 12:48:21 GMT
It's avert important part
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Post by JoeP on Jul 31, 2013 12:56:40 GMT
avert? I hope that's not a suggestion to the ladies
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Post by raspberrybullets on Jul 31, 2013 12:59:01 GMT
Freaudian slip ?
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Post by tangent on Jul 31, 2013 15:42:19 GMT
avert? I hope that's not a suggestion to the ladies No, just a typo. It's a very important part.
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Post by raspberrybullets on Jul 31, 2013 15:48:42 GMT
I did find out another use for men. They are good at opening up jars with lids that stick.
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Post by tangent on Jul 31, 2013 15:50:13 GMT
Oh, that's good, then.
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Post by Mari on Jul 31, 2013 16:44:16 GMT
It's easy to do yourself, just lift the lid a bit with a knife. Once it's not airtight any more it's easy to open.
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Post by raspberrybullets on Jul 31, 2013 18:39:30 GMT
Well this was a screwy lid on a very small bottle.
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Post by Alvamiga on Jul 31, 2013 20:55:51 GMT
Well men provide some sperm. They in general seem to think that is enough to contribute to society. I don't think society really wants my sperm. I think I'd get arrested if I tried to give it to them!
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Post by raspberrybullets on Aug 1, 2013 7:36:30 GMT
Although sperm banks want sperm for other people in society. So that is a contribution. It just depends on how, when and where you do the contributing that makes it acceptable or not.
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Post by Alvamiga on Aug 1, 2013 8:03:19 GMT
So... not through the letter box at Barclays?
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Post by raspberrybullets on Aug 1, 2013 8:08:18 GMT
I'm not sure about that one. Why don't you give it a try and report back to us how it went?
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Post by kingedmund on Aug 24, 2013 4:38:44 GMT
WELL! Now that I have rolled over in stitches 20 times over and have regained my composure on sagging breasts and ugly babies. ROTFLMAO! If it is any consolation to those women that want bigger boobs, my mother had one child that increased her size and by the last child she wanted to get a breast reduction. Each one of us made her bigger and it never went down.
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