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Post by Elis on Jan 29, 2019 14:02:19 GMT
944 990 Frank wants you to know a flame thrower would just get you a burning zombie which still wants to kill.
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Post by tangent on Jan 29, 2019 17:14:32 GMT
944 989 Can you please thank Frank for that valuable piece of information?
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Post by Fr. Gruesome on Jan 30, 2019 13:49:54 GMT
944 988
Absolutely ...
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Post by Mari on Jan 31, 2019 16:13:57 GMT
944987 Bodies burn quickly. I'm sure it'll be fine
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Post by Fr. Gruesome on Jan 31, 2019 22:34:50 GMT
944 987
Oh I don't know ... the typical cremator takes an forty minutes or so ...
... if you will forgive the professional insight ...
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Post by JoeP on Feb 1, 2019 8:02:57 GMT
944 985 There you go, if you want the facts, turn to religion.
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Post by Mari on Feb 1, 2019 9:08:06 GMT
944 984 Okay, so burning is out. I doubt I have the strength for decapitating though. I'm doomed.
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Post by Fr. Gruesome on Feb 1, 2019 12:30:48 GMT
944 983
You could try a more conciliatory approach, invite them in, offer them a cup of coffee and talk through their problems ...
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Post by JoeP on Feb 1, 2019 15:00:59 GMT
944 982
A cup of brains, surely you mean
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Post by Mari on Feb 1, 2019 15:20:16 GMT
944 981 I'm inclined to side with JoeP on this one, but Fr. G, you can try that method and let me know how it went, 'kay?
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Post by Fr. Gruesome on Feb 1, 2019 15:57:18 GMT
944 980
Righty- oh!
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Post by Elis on Feb 2, 2019 12:58:42 GMT
944 979 If we don't hear from him again, we will know it didn't work.
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Post by Fr. Gruesome on Feb 2, 2019 13:31:23 GMT
944 978
On the other hand ... ...
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Post by Mari on Feb 2, 2019 21:59:11 GMT
944 977 Please inform me from afar
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Post by Fr. Gruesome on Feb 3, 2019 9:39:51 GMT
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Post by Mari on Feb 3, 2019 10:40:31 GMT
944 975 Oh, they actually managed? I'm glad to hear it. They did report the start of this action, but then with the broader discussion these small initiatives get snowed under. 13 weeks by 450 people. Wow.
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Post by tangent on Feb 3, 2019 12:23:50 GMT
944 974
An immense effort, and initially just for one family.
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Post by Mari on Feb 3, 2019 17:41:18 GMT
944 973 A good one though, especially because the rules on immigration are ridiculous sometimes. Why send kids "back to their own country" when they were born here while their parents were waiting on bureaucracy to do its job?
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Post by Kye on Feb 3, 2019 18:27:22 GMT
944 972 My daughter's boyfriend is in a bureaucratic tangle at the moment with his work visa. He may be sent back to his country (France) until it gets worked out! Not much fun for them since they're planning on moving in together in small town Quebec in July...
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Post by Fr. Gruesome on Feb 4, 2019 12:46:31 GMT
944 971
You might think - if you were naive enough - that these countries with aging populations might welcome young people wanting to live in them, paying taxes and the like but instead they all seem obsessed with 'racial purity', i.e. not letting the outsider in ...
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Post by Mari on Feb 4, 2019 18:21:37 GMT
944 970 Because they'll steal our jobs! Rape our women! Bla bla
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Post by Mari on Feb 5, 2019 11:51:43 GMT
944 969 it's a new day. I already took 1 nap, but feel like taking another. Must. Go. To. Pharmacy. First!
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Post by Kye on Feb 5, 2019 13:03:44 GMT
944 968 I always hated the third trimesters when I was pregnant. For me it was a case of being incredibly restless, incredibly tired and incredibly irritable all rolled up into one charming package...
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Post by tangent on Feb 5, 2019 14:50:51 GMT
944 967
Pat cut short her third trimester by having Richard ten weeks early. But she would have preferred the pregnancy to the angst of having Richard in hospital for ten weeks until he had gained enough weight.
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Post by Kye on Feb 5, 2019 16:04:16 GMT
944 966
Yes, I can imagine she would have!
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Post by Mari on Feb 7, 2019 10:58:50 GMT
944 965 Yes, I can imagine that would be frightening. Frodo should be just fine if he were born now though.
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Post by Fr. Gruesome on Feb 7, 2019 21:19:21 GMT
944 964
How long is it now?
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Post by Elis on Feb 8, 2019 8:29:45 GMT
944 963 I started to get really impatient about a week before I was due. Though I didn't enjoy the third trimester because of the heatwave, but I did want Malcolm to stay in there long enough to not only be safe when he would be born, but for us to take him home as well. And in the end, he didn't feel like coming out at all!
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Post by tangent on Feb 8, 2019 10:34:24 GMT
944 962
Malcolm was too comfortable?
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Post by Elis on Feb 8, 2019 11:06:54 GMT
944 961 Probably. Or he knew it was still cooler inside me than out there.
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