Post by Karen on Feb 8, 2013 18:20:03 GMT
A good satire of a lot of the nutrition/health nonsense that's making the rounds these days: www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/02/the-moose-cleanse/272788/
When you moose, you'll be able to process way more birch through bark stripping than you could ever just eat at one time. This way you maximize the nutritional benefits of ingesting 10, even 15 pounds of roughage every day. Without the added burden of birch digestion - which takes a lot of time and energy - your body will be free to detoxify your liver and kidneys. Your digestive system will return to an ideal alkalized state. Best of all, your glands and hormonal levels will stabilize: no more wandering thymus!
That's not to say that birch will be the only thing you're allowed to consume on this program. Far from it! On the moose cleanse, about half of your food intake should come from aquatic plants. When you realize the extent of the abundant array of pondweeds, water lilies, algae, and watercress available to you, you won't feel deprived for a minute.
