So who is bonking who then?

Moose Psychotic potato dwarf Posts: 18,358	So who is bonking who then? Jun 2, 2013 13:19:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moose on Jun 2, 2013 13:19:19 GMT Tory sex scandal about to unfold. Bwahahaha.
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Alvamiga Psychotic Potato Pinguninja Mad carrot midget Posts: 6,761	So who is bonking who then? Jun 2, 2013 14:01:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alvamiga on Jun 2, 2013 14:01:39 GMT Bet it's something really dull!
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ProdigalAlan Frequent Posts: 864	So who is bonking who then? Jun 2, 2013 18:30:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ProdigalAlan on Jun 2, 2013 18:30:13 GMT Sex scandal? I know there's a lobbying scandal going on but a sex scandal? What have I missed?
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So who is bonking who then? Jun 2, 2013 18:49:56 GMT

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Post by raspberrybullets on Jun 2, 2013 18:49:56 GMT

Don't know. Don't care. Wouldn't know these people anyway probably. We're not all very interested in the UK most of the time to be honest.

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tangent Administrator Nothing in particular! Updating Status Posts: 14,602	So who is bonking who then? Jun 2, 2013 20:18:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tangent on Jun 2, 2013 20:18:57 GMT gasps

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So who is bonking who then? Jun 2, 2013 20:30:29 GMT

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Post by raspberrybullets on Jun 2, 2013 20:30:29 GMT

I know, it must be quite shocking for you.

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Moose Psychotic potato dwarf Posts: 18,358	So who is bonking who then? Jun 3, 2013 17:25:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moose on Jun 3, 2013 17:25:43 GMT Hmph someone told me tho I ain't putting it here as I don't wanna be done for libel. Not very exciting tho
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Alvamiga Psychotic Potato Pinguninja Mad carrot midget Posts: 6,761	So who is bonking who then? Jun 3, 2013 20:11:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alvamiga on Jun 3, 2013 20:11:49 GMT I'm 24 hours past really caring!
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JoeP Honorary psychotic potato Kitty Trophy English boyfriend Posts: 11,510	So who is bonking who then? Jun 3, 2013 20:53:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JoeP on Jun 3, 2013 20:53:16 GMT and I really thought this was going to be a poll thread. With EF members' names as the options. I can think of ... 2 ... not sure if other partners have signed up and not posted much.
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So who is bonking who then? Jun 3, 2013 20:55:15 GMT

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Post by raspberrybullets on Jun 3, 2013 20:55:15 GMT

Well I'm bonking DG although he's not signed up on the new forum so not sure if that counts. He's busy playing Starcraft and Minecraft and telling Laureate how much they suck balls.

The sight filled the northern sky; the imensity of it was scarcely conceivable. As if from Heaven itself, great curtains of delicate light hung and trembled. Pale green and rose-pink, and as transparent as the most fragile fabric, and at the bottom edge a profound fiery crimson like the fires of Hell, they swung and shimmered loosely with more grace than the most skillful dancer. ~ Northern Lights

JoeP Honorary psychotic potato Kitty Trophy English boyfriend Posts: 11,510	So who is bonking who then? Jun 3, 2013 20:56:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JoeP on Jun 3, 2013 20:56:18 GMT I counted him. Has he not signed up here?
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So who is bonking who then? Jun 3, 2013 21:00:03 GMT

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Post by raspberrybullets on Jun 3, 2013 21:00:03 GMT

Then how'd you only count 2? I assume Moose and Alva are also doing it - or were you counting by couple rather than individually. I think it is safer to count individually as you never know, some people may be bonking more than one EF member.

The sight filled the northern sky; the imensity of it was scarcely conceivable. As if from Heaven itself, great curtains of delicate light hung and trembled. Pale green and rose-pink, and as transparent as the most fragile fabric, and at the bottom edge a profound fiery crimson like the fires of Hell, they swung and shimmered loosely with more grace than the most skillful dancer. ~ Northern Lights

JoeP Honorary psychotic potato Kitty Trophy English boyfriend Posts: 11,510	So who is bonking who then? Jun 3, 2013 21:05:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JoeP on Jun 3, 2013 21:05:49 GMT It was a count of couples. With, admittedly, some monogamonormative assumptions.
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Alvamiga Psychotic Potato Pinguninja Mad carrot midget Posts: 6,761	So who is bonking who then? Jun 3, 2013 21:23:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alvamiga on Jun 3, 2013 21:23:27 GMT I am not doing it with Moose... I am eating my supper!
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Moose Psychotic potato dwarf Posts: 18,358	So who is bonking who then? Jun 3, 2013 21:23:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moose on Jun 3, 2013 21:23:29 GMT Col has just gasped aloud at the allegations that we are bonking
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Moose Psychotic potato dwarf Posts: 18,358	So who is bonking who then? Jun 3, 2013 21:24:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moose on Jun 3, 2013 21:24:11 GMT Supper that I cooked! And it is jolly delicious!
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whollygoats Mother Turgid Member Butthead Posts: 8,185	So who is bonking who then? Jun 6, 2013 5:49:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by whollygoats on Jun 6, 2013 5:49:20 GMT The bonking? Or the supper?
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So who is bonking who then? Jun 6, 2013 5:59:56 GMT

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Post by whollygoats on Jun 6, 2013 5:59:56 GMT

As for Tories bonking...it always seems that, over here, at least, the most zealous of conservatives, those attempting to zealously maintain an image of Old Testament personal piety standards, are the ones who turn out to be the kinkiest in the ensuing scandals. Y'know, like the national reactionary homophobic Christian television minister who was found to have spent his recreational time away from his picture-perfect family snorting meth off the ass of his drug dealing male sex toy.

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Shake Senior members mostly harmless Posts: 1,000	So who is bonking who then? Jun 10, 2013 21:12:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shake on Jun 10, 2013 21:12:11 GMT It was quite ironic here recently that the head of the USAF Sexual Assault Prevention and Response Office was arrested and charged with sexual battery. The Lt Col was replaced with a woman just today.
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