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Post by Moose on Aug 3, 2013 17:20:02 GMT
YOU ARE STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD WITH A RUINED CASTLE TO YOUR LEFT. TO YOUR RIGHT ARE CLIFFS AND A BEGUILING PATH HEADS NORTH INTO THE MIST. A MAILBOX IS HERE
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Post by tangent on Aug 3, 2013 17:23:50 GMT
On the wall is a poster saying, "Quit Travians while you still have a life".
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Post by Moose on Aug 3, 2013 17:27:33 GMT
> IGNORE POSTER
>WALK EAST
>YOU ARE STANDING OUTSIDE A RUINED CASTLE. YOU CAN HEAR RAVENS CALLING FROM WITHIN. A BROKEN DOOR IS HERE
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Post by JoeP on Aug 3, 2013 17:27:50 GMT
> open mailbox
The mailbox requires a pass-spell.
> enter castle
The castle is guarded by a vicious-looking troll who demands to see your National Trust card. It's probably in the mail .
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Post by Moose on Aug 3, 2013 17:29:01 GMT
> ATTACK TROLL
> YOU DO NOT HAVE A WEAPON TO DO THIS
> DISTRACT TROLL
> HOW WILL YOU DISTRACT TROLL?
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Post by JoeP on Aug 3, 2013 17:30:35 GMT
> west
You are in the middle of a field.
> west
You have fallen off a cliff and are now dead.
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Post by Moose on Aug 3, 2013 17:34:46 GMT
> GET UP. GLARE AT JOE PEE
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Post by bill on Aug 3, 2013 17:40:00 GMT
Moose, you're shouting
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Post by JoeP on Aug 3, 2013 17:41:07 GMT
Moose is unable to do these text adventures without capitals.
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Post by Moose on Aug 3, 2013 17:41:55 GMT
> CLASSIC TEXT ADVENTURES GAMES HAVE TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS, PHILISTINES
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Post by JoeP on Aug 3, 2013 17:42:49 GMT
The troll is distracted.
> climb cliff
You are in the middle of a field.
> east
You are in front of a castle
> in
You are inside the castle. Mrs Troll catches you and throws you into the pot. You are dead.
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Post by JoeP on Aug 3, 2013 17:43:26 GMT
Not the ones I've played and I am older than you and must know better.
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Post by Moose on Aug 3, 2013 17:44:07 GMT
> NOONE KNOWS BETTER THAN THE MOOSE
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Post by JoeP on Aug 3, 2013 17:45:50 GMT
> FINE THEN.
FINE
> SEE IF I CARE
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Post by Moose on Aug 3, 2013 17:46:57 GMT
> CLIMBS OUT OF POT, COVERED IN TROLL SUPPER AND GLARING
> SWEEPS MAJESTICALLY PAST JOE PEE TO A FLIGHT OF CRUMBLING STAIRS IN THE CORNER
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Post by JoeP on Aug 3, 2013 18:01:01 GMT
I see no JOE PEE here.
> up
You are in a mezzanine gallery filled with splendid tapestries of ancient troll wars.
There is a rich oil painting of a severe looking man. His eyes appear to follow you around.
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Post by Moose on Aug 3, 2013 18:05:11 GMT
> COVER TAPESTRY
> YOU DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING WITH WHICH TO COVER THE TAPESTRY
> LOOK
> YOU LOOK AROUND THE ROOM. IT DOES NOT SEEM TO HAVE BEEN INHABITED FOR A LONG TIME. THERE IS A BOOKSHELF FILLED WITH DUSTY BOOKS AND A PIECE OF STALE BREAD ON A SMALL TABLE
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Post by JoeP on Aug 3, 2013 18:10:38 GMT
> eat bread
The bread is almost too stale to eat, but you force it down.
> read books
Which book do you want to read?
> read A Shorter History of Dumdumdumia.
It is unbelievably boring. You have fallen asleep.
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Post by Moose on Aug 3, 2013 18:12:34 GMT
> WAKE UP. FEEL ILL. WISH YOU HAD NOT EATEN STALE BREAD.
> SCAN ROOM
> YOU LOOK AROUND THE ROOM. A LOOSE BRICK IN A CORNER CATCHES YOUR EYE
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 18:42:26 GMT
> SAY HELLO SAILOR
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Post by Moose on Aug 3, 2013 18:44:26 GMT
> RUN AWAY, SQUEALING PRIMLY
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Post by JoeP on Aug 3, 2013 19:17:08 GMT
Prince Troll, who was hiding behind a tapestry, says "ooh, hello sailor. Do you come here often?"
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Post by Alvamiga on Aug 3, 2013 19:31:34 GMT
>HIDE
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Post by JoeP on Aug 3, 2013 20:02:06 GMT
> take loose brick
The brick comes away to reveal a dark, dusty recess containing - some keys - share certificates for Dumdumdumia Industries Inc. - a scroll
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Post by Alvamiga on Aug 3, 2013 20:14:15 GMT
> Take all
You attempt to take everything, but don't have any universe-sized pockets.
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Post by JoeP on Aug 3, 2013 21:46:01 GMT
> read scroll
Sadly, you never finished that "Dumdumdumian in 30 days" course, did you? You didn't quite get round to starting it either, did you?
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Post by Alvamiga on Aug 4, 2013 8:30:59 GMT
> Take keys
You now have -A# major -D minor
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Post by JoeP on Aug 5, 2013 7:43:34 GMT
> read share certificates
Do we have to go over your lack of dedication to language lessons again?
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Post by Alvamiga on Aug 5, 2013 8:41:42 GMT
Time passes...
Gandalf enters and then realises he's in the wrong game...
...Gandalf exists west through a small, green door.
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